- The Times of India, SMS joke of the day, 12th November 2008
Turn right
and go straight.
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Try saying this out loud 5 times fast:
“The best breath test, tests breath better”
An army of sheep following the instructions of a lion has a better chance to win the war as compared to an army of lions following the instructions of a sheep.
I’m wondering if there is truth in it …
Some one quoted this for fun, but I can’t help wondering about the truth in it.
All knowledge falls within three kinds:
1. To know directly
2. To know how to acquire it from where, when and who
3. To know the right key words for the search box.
- The Times of India, SMS joke of the day, 12th November 2008
- Debbie Ford
Turn right
and go straight.
jab tak hoga
samose mein aaloo…
tab tak hoga
bihar mein laaloo…
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If you don’t, you’re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a control freak.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s manipulation.
If she asks you, it’s a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re self-centered.
If you don’t, you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she’s tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, ” Father, may I smoke while I pray ?”
The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I pray while I smoke ?”
To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”
Moral of the story is, “The reply you get depends on the question you ask.”
Courtesy : Anonymous forwarded e-mail
Each day sees a task begin
Each night sees it close
Something attempted, something done,
Has earned a night’s repose.
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My present interests lie in sustainability, peak oil, debian, Web after 2.0, creativity and epistemology. I learn daily. I learn about everything under the sun and even those beyond it. I am a perpetual student whose believes that wisdom is the real reward for learning.