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	<title>Learning Daily &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Types of knowledge</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some one quoted this for fun, but I can&#8217;t help wondering about the truth in it. All knowledge falls within three kinds: 1. To know directly 2. To know how to acquire it from where, when and who 3. To know the right key words for the search box. No related posts.
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		<title>Made me think</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The human brain is divided into two halves. The right half has nothing left in it and the left half has nothing right in it. - The Times of India, SMS joke of the day, 12th November 2008 Related posts: Whataburger!!! Old Indian currency
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		<title>Think!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krishnan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the best way to get to Paradise? Turn right and go straight. No related posts.
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		<title>Heard and enjoyed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krishnan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[jab tak hoga samose mein aaloo&#8230;tab tak hoga bihar mein laaloo&#8230; Related posts: Heard on TV Koi nahi paraya &#8211; No one is a stranger
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		<title>Why Guys Can&#8217;t Win</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krishnan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Link If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don&#8217;t work enough, you&#8217;re a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it&#8217;s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. If [...]
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		<title>Asking the right question</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krishnan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you ask the Priest?&#8221; So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, &#8221; Father, may I smoke while I pray ?&#8221; The Priest replies, &#8220;No, my son, you &#160;may not! [...]
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		<title>Whataburger!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krishnan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Texans sure know Whataburger. I&#8217;ve never been to eat there. What is in a burger, after all? When I returned from office today, I just hit the bed and it was like 7 p.m. I can now faintly recollect my wife asking me what I&#8217;d like to have for dinner and me telling her something light, [...]
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		<title>Wisdom of Larry, the Cable Guy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 18:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krishnan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, [...]
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		<title>Monkey film</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 14:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krishnan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I thought that these .mp3 files at www.ernestcline.com were hilarious. http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/Nerd_Porn_Auteur-Ernie_Cline.mp3 http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/When_I_Was_A_Kid-Ernie_Cline.mp3 http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/Airwolf-Ernie_Cline.mp3 http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/The_Geek_Wants_Out-Ernie_Cline.mp3 http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/Dance_Monkeys_Dance-Ernie_Cline.mp3 Not any more. Watch DJ Stelio&#8217;s pick from YouTube. A user has commented: &#8220;The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is to convince the world he doesnt exist. Science is man made and thus flawed. Nothing man made is [...]
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		<title>ROTFL</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krishnan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She asked &#8220;Is my time up?&#8221; God said, &#8220;No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.&#8221; Upon recovery,the woman decided to stay in [...]
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