One liners @ 02:39 a.m.

• Smile — it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
• Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
• Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
• Someday is not a day of the week
• Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
• Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’
• The road to success is always under construction.
• When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
• Born free; Taxed to death.
• Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don’t have film.
• Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
• I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.
• The hardest part of skating is the ice.
• The trouble with being punctual is that there’s no one there to appreciate it.
• It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
• Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers)

Spreadsheets these days

The square root of -1 is i. Excel 2007 thinks otherwise.

IMSQRT(COMPLEX(-1,0)) is 6.1257422745431E-17+i

On Morals

Morals certainly should be taught, but they should not be based on lies. Apart from the fact that lies should be avoided just because they are untrue, lies have a nasty habit of catching up with us.

- Dr. Paul Kuhne (Home Medical Encylcopedia, 1960)

Office 2007 is cool

This is my first post from Microsoft Word 2007.
Pretty thoughtful feature for a word processor.