Month: February 2007

• Smile — it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
• Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
• Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
• Someday is not a day of the week
• Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
• Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’
• The road to success is always under construction.
• When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
• Born free; Taxed to death.
• Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don’t have film.
• Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
• I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.
• The hardest part of skating is the ice.
• The trouble with being punctual is that there’s no one there to appreciate it.
• It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
• Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers)

Morals certainly should be taught, but they should not be based on lies. Apart from the fact that lies should be avoided just because they are untrue, lies have a nasty habit of catching up with us.

– Dr. Paul Kuhne (Home Medical Encylcopedia, 1960)